On the way to pre-school Bug announced "Mom, I have two girlfriends."
Me: "Oh, who are your girlfriends?"
Bug: " D and A, I'm going to marry them both"
Me: " Well you can't, it's against the law. So you'll have to choose."
Bug: " But mom, what if you love two people at the same time?"
Jeez, can we hold off on the love talks until at least the teenage years???